[CrackMonkey] Wow

[Bernard]

01Feb2000 12:38PM (-0800) From [schoen at loyalty.org] schoen [Seth David Schoen]
> > You are now a member of the Internet community!
>   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> I'm honored!

[X] Locally famous (and adaptable) beard
[ ] Subvert the Eric conspiracy
[X] Electric toothbrush
[X] Girlfriend
[X] TV appearance
[X] Acknowledged by younger sibling
[X] Personal welcome by the internet

	I say retire now.  You have reached your personal pinnacle.

	Bernard

Bernard P. Murray, PhD
nutella at zork.net (Department of Desserts and Toppings, San Francisco, USA)