[CrackMonkey] Wow

[Seth David Schoen]

Bernard writes:

> 01Feb2000 12:38PM (-0800) From [schoen at loyalty.org] schoen [Seth David Schoen]
> > > You are now a member of the Internet community!
> >   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> > I'm honored!
> 
> [X] Locally famous (and adaptable) beard
> [ ] Subvert the Eric conspiracy
> [X] Electric toothbrush
> [X] Girlfriend
> [X] TV appearance
> [X] Acknowledged by younger sibling
> [X] Personal welcome by the internet
> 
> 	I say retire now.  You have reached your personal pinnacle.

Hmmmm, but my TV appearance went away, you know.

I think I'll hang on to that checklist; it will come in handy when I subvert
the Eric Conspiracy.

-- 
Seth David Schoen <schoen at loyalty.org>  | And do not say, I will study when I
Temp.  http://www.loyalty.org/~schoen/  | have leisure; for perhaps you will
down:  http://www.loyalty.org/   (CAF)  | not have leisure.  -- Pirke Avot 2:5