[CrackMonkey] Choose Your Irony

[Deirdre Saoirse]

On Tue, 8 Feb 2000, Rick Moen wrote:

> Quoting Dire Red (deirdre at deirdre.net):
> 
> > Strangely enough, my parents have peculiar relationship tests:
> > 
> > 1) my mom wants to know that any guy I date dislikes lutefisk
> > 2) my dad wants to know that any guy I date likes Tom Lehrer
> 
> "The yuletide garbage that you through into the fjord,
> They eat at lunch in Helsingborg...." [1]

I thought they approved of you already. Relax, you don't have to try so
hard.

> [1] OK, so it's an assonance.

The very NEXT mail in my inbox had the subject line of "The Viking Combs
are SOLD!" Coincidence? You decide.

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