[CrackMonkey] You're REALLY in trouble now

[Peter Peterson II]

begin  Warren Mann quotation:
> Although the first part of your statement was not completely without 
> use... I did manage to have a very satisfying fantasy about Natalie 
> Portman on her hands and knees, lifting her legs up and down like a 
>cat in heat.

> NATALIE: POKEY YOU ARE SO SEXY WHEN THE SPIRIT OF ARISTOTLE GUIDES
> YOUR ACTIONS YOU MUST RUB MY MARBLE BUTTOCKS FOR GOOD LUCK

> NATALIE: HELLO SMALL CHILD DO YOU YEARN FOR LESBIAN NAKED AND
> PETRIFIED OPEN SOURCE COPYRIGHTED UNDISTRIBUTABLE ACTION!!!!

> NATALIE PORTMAN: I YEARN TO TOUCH MY MARBLE OPEN-SOURCE COPYRIGHTED
> UNDISTRIBUTABLE CLITORIS, BUT I FIND MYSELF UNABLE!

Hey Warren, I'm going to spend some quality time today finding
Natalie's publicist and and asking him or her if they'd be interested
in addresses or emails regarding this information. I'm *SURE* they 
will want to concern themselves with what you have to say about her.

Also, I know some fifth graders who might appreciate this body of
work, but most of them don't know what a clitoris is.

Tally-ho,
pedro

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P. A. Peterson II -- pedro at zork.net