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[Emad El-Haraty]

I love it!
I tried this and I got arrested for attempted murder!
Incarcerated for a crime I didn't commit!


 Emad El-Haraty
	If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

On 11 Feb 2000, Mr. Bad wrote:

> >>>>> "WM" == Warren Mann <broken at warmann.com> writes:
> 
>     WM> Hey, you have something on your nose... some brown
>     WM> stuff... better go wipe it off.
> 
> Hey, junior: I advise you to back up off me, as I am not pleasant
> or interesting flame bait. Not only am I really STUPID and UNCREATIVE
> when it comes to online argument bullshit, but I am also EASILY
> FRUSTRATED, am PHYSICALLY VIOLENT and have POOR IMPULSE control. Cases
> in point:
> 
>         * December 14, 1989: in a discussion on a NirvanaNet node I got
>           tripped up on the fine points of differences in the use of
>           FOSSIL drivers by PC-BOARD and TELEGARD, and was brutally
>           mocked by another user for my ignorance. I tracked down my
>           persecutor eight days later on the street outside a Lower
>           Haight cafe where she used the public terminal, and ran her
>           over several times with my Toyota Corolla station wagon.
> 
>         * July 27th, 1994: penned in on both sides in a Usenet
>           argument about C bracing style, I downed 35 Vivarin tablets,
>           drove to San Diego, CA at 4AM, smashed in the door to
>           housing co-op on UCSD campus, pulled a particularly
>           sharp-tongued grad student out of bed, put a mechanical
>           pencil through his eye, and threw him off a 4th-story
>           balcony into the parking lot below.
> 
>         * January 3, 1996: Responding to a plea for MIME help on
>           gnus-users mailing list, I was roundly excoriated for
>           "off-topic" postings. I took two boats and a train to
>           Toronto, Ontario, where I followed my main suspect home from
>           her workplace, and broke into her house where she, her
>           mother, her husband, and her twin daughters were sleeping. I
>           burnt the whole three-story structure to the ground.
> 
>         * May 4, 1998: Got caught in the crossfire of a discussion of
>           FreeBSD filesystem benchmarks at a brown-bagger as part of
>           an industry conference in Zurich. Leapt across 4 rows of
>           audience members, grabbed one arguer and put my fountain pen
>           through his left eye. Chased down the other arguer who had
>           run for the door, threw him down a flight of stairs and then
>           chased him to the floor below, where I kicked him with my
>           Vans slip-ons until every one of his ribs was broken.
> 
>         * August 10, 1999: Made the mistake of suggesting  in a
>           linux.com discussion forum that it may not hurt to give
>           LinuxOne the benefit of the doubt, and was trounced by eight
>           different people on a point by point basis. Used dental
>           records and HTTP cookie traces to locate each and every one
>           of the respondents to my message and track them to their
>           homes. Three of the scoffers got my now-trademark
>           pen-through-the-eye-socket treatment in various cities
>           around the US; one was torched in his car in Barcelona,
>           Spain; two more (coworkers) were pushed off the same bridge
>           near Sydney, Australia on two consecutive nights; one was
>           smothered in his sleep on an American Airlines jetliner from
>           Seattle to Boston; and the last was pushed in front of a
>           subway train during Manhattan rush hour.
>           
> The upshot of this catalog is that it would not be beyond me in the
> LEAST to fly out to bumblefuck Kansas City and beat some two-joke
> pipsqueak to death with a lead pipe.
> 
> ~Mr. Bad
> 
> -- 
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