[CrackMonkey] [owen@ditherati.com: D I T H E R A T I for 14 February 2000]

[Mike Goldman]

Seth David Schoen wrote:

> > According to my PATENT EXAMINER, the wildebeest is NOT OBVIOUS.
>
> Yes, yes, but can you provide us with an ENABLING DESCRIPTION of one?

I can provide one skilled in the art of breeding to mate one MALE wildebeest with
one FEMALE wildebeest.  The resultant wildebeest calf (or Wildecalfe(R)) must be
fed a diet of grass until it is a grown wildebeest, whereupon it will continue to
eat grass.  Therefore, it may be fully utilized by one skilled in the art, as a
GRASS-POWERED LAWNMOWER.