[CrackMonkey] Random Zippy

[Emad El-Haraty]

On Fri, 18 Feb 2000, Monkey Master wrote:

> begin  Emad El-Haraty quotation:
> > Is something VIOLENT going to happen to a GARBAGE CAN?
> 
> If I had heart failure right now, I couldn't be a more fortunate man!
> 
Bah! This is your poor attempt at a zippy fortune. I can tell your 
puny mind tried hard. Here goes mine:

PRETZELS are the sole staple of HUNGRY CANNIBALS.

 Emad El-Haraty
	If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.