[CrackMonkey] Lindsey Graham

[Rick Moen]

Quoting Seth David Schoen (schoen at loyalty.org):

> I _knew_ there was a reason Wolfgang was getting me hooked on Flanders and
> Swann!

You really have to listen to the performances, though.  Just reading the
lyrics doesn't do them justice.  Especially tidbits like:

  Oh, it's hard to say "ooni-luku-maka-chee-chee-chee,"
  But in Tonga, that means "No."
  If I ever have the money, it's to Tonga I shall go,
  For each lovely Tonga maiden there
  Will gladly make a date,
  And by the time she's said "ooni-luku-maka-chee-chee-chee," 
  It is usually too late!

Not to mention the glorious Hippopotamus Song.

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