[CrackMonkey] Mutual Fund Disclaimer

[Deirdre Saoirse]

Normally, these are as boring as watching grass grow, but this one's much
more interesting:

http://www.ipsfunds.com/risks.html

I particularly like the line: "We buy scary stuff. You know, Internet
stocks, small companies. These things go up and down like pogo sticks on
steroids."

Or the closing: "Just so you know. Don't come crying to us if we lose all
your money, and you wind up a Dumpster Dude or a Basket Lady rooting for
aluminum cans in your old age."

-- 
_Deirdre   *   http://www.linuxcabal.net   *   http://www.deirdre.net
"That doesn't make sense in any meaning of 'sense' with which I'm
familiar"
                                     -- Aaron Malone <aaron at semo.net>