[CrackMonkey] [mr.bad@pigdog.org: Re: [Pigdog] hams or turkeys since l984. These are the best]

[Nick Moffitt]

	Mister Bad will not escape my forwarding of the funny bits to
crackmonkey.

	This was in response to a spam that reached pigdog-l

----- Mister Bad <mr.bad at pigdog.org> -----

>>>>> "k" == kgCK30VJv  <kgCK30VJv at prodigy.net> writes:

    k> Treat yourself or loved ones to America's finest hams or
    k> turkeys since l984. These are the best quality and best tasting
    k> honey glazed-spiral sliced ready to serve hams and turkey
    k> breasts available.  Whole smoked and oven roasted turkeys also
    k> available.  We ship to all 50 states to your door. The perfect
    k> meal or gift.

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----- End forwarded message -----

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