[CrackMonkey] TNICNAZ, old chum!

Nick Moffitt nick at zork.net
Wed Jul 12 18:52:52 PDT 2000

What's that, you say?  Crackmonkey is all talk and no action?  THE
DEVIL you say!  I challenge you to make those accusations in person!

In order to welcome our fearless friend Dylan Northrup to the FINE
CITY OF SAN FRANCISCO, we are holding a Crackmonkey Night in his
honor!  The event shall take place on Thursday, July the 13th in the
year of our LORD two thousand.  The evening is black tie, but
clothing-optional.  Guinness will be served at 9pm, with a round of
arrogant bastard at 11.  Show up early if you wish to catch the grill.

Zeitgeist is on the corner of Valencia and Duboce, one block from the
Mission's 14 line, two from the Van Ness Muni Metro Station, and three
from the 16th and Mission BART station.  Those of you who are driving
to the event can get stuffed with a serrated letter opener.

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