[CrackMonkey] [sf-caco] First pigeon has been caught!

George Moffitt zen at zork.net
Wed Jul 12 22:51:38 PDT 2000

begin  Nick Moffitt quotation:
> ----- from Big Brother <calendar at thoughtpolice.com> -----
> > how almost unbelievably disgusting (except that we all know
> > meat-eaters are the kind of people who condone or pretend they don't
> > know about the practice of cutting up animals while they are still
> > alive, goes on every day in slaughterhouses across the land of the
> > free and home of the brave), so unfortunately it's quite
> > believable!!!  
> ----- End forwarded message -----

	I'm reminded of Pierce's suggestion in eighth grade that we go
on a field trip to the slaughterhouse to help get the idea of death
across to students.
	The funny thing was that he went through all of the school's
bureaucracy with this proposal, so they had to deal with it.  Jackie
(the "don't call me a pricipal" figurehead of the place)
had to go through conferences with him where he explained the idea,
and it was brought up at staff meeting and everything.
	Maybe we should have suggested a school pigeon roast as a fund
raiser or something.  God, I miss doing that.

 They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care;        From
 They pursued it with forks and hope;                 The Hunting of the Snark:
 They threatened its life with a railway-share;        an Agony in Eight Fits
 They charmed it with smiles and soap.                    by Lewis Carroll

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