[CrackMonkey] BeDope Haiku contest

Don Marti dmarti at zgp.org
Fri Jul 21 11:32:20 PDT 2000

begin  Michael Jennings quotation of Thu, Jul 20, 2000 at 03:48:01PM -0700:

> He said "Be," not "BeOS."  And besides, "BeOS will not fold" is six
> syllables.

I always pronounce it with two syllables ever since I really annoyed
some BeOs-using  peckerhead at Comdex by doing do.

If BeOS succeeds
They will fuck developers
Just like Microsoft.

Soon as BeOS fails
Secret source crumbles to dust
Redo your app, fool.

Don Marti                                No haiku patents
dmarti at zgp.org                           means I've no incentive to
whois DM683     Software patent reform now: http://burnallgifs.org/

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