[CrackMonkey] [Cashback@Benefits.spree.com: Win a Trip to Mars!]
mr.bad at pigdog.org
Fri Jul 21 16:58:50 PDT 2000
>>>>> "DM" == Don Marti <dmarti at zgp.org> writes:
DM> If you want a luser, find the guy who bought this at a rave:
DM> "One large white pill with a big "E" on it."
OK, see, this is why I don't buy drugs. It makes PERFECT SENSE to me
that a tablet of "E" would have a big "E" on it.
If it came in a big roll with a foil wrapper that said "ECSTASY (TM)
brand euphoric" and had nutritional information and a 1-800 customer
support number on it, I'd be even more convinced. A little circle-K
kosher certification and MAN, I'd buy a whole carton.
Sticking to megavitamins and mate',
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