[CrackMonkey] Almost out the door... but first: Tex humor (fwd)

[George J.P. Perry]

 >THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A TEXAN SAY, NO MATTER
 >HOW MUCH THEY'VE HAD TO DRINK...
 >
 >"Honey, we don't need another dog."
 >"I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex."
 >"Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken."
 >"We don't keep no firearms in the house."
 >"No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe."
 >"Wrasslin's fake."
 >"Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace."
 >"We're vegetarians."
 >"No, I'll pass on the biscuits and gravy."
 >"Spittin is such a nasty habit."
 >"I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today."
 >"Trim the fat off that steak."
 >"The tires on that truck are just too damn big."
 >"I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl."
 >"Checkmate."
 >"Those shorts outta be a little longer, darlin'"
 >"Nope, no more for me, I'm drivin'"
 >
 >------
 >
 >-Tm
 >-----
 >Tom Mcwilliams, AKA Tommy Maq
 >tmaq at tmaq.net   -  Monks like aural sects

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