[CrackMonkey] Almost out the door... but first: Tex humor (fwd)
George J.P. Perry
geoperry at iww.org
Mon Jul 24 12:56:07 PDT 2000
>THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A TEXAN SAY, NO MATTER
>HOW MUCH THEY'VE HAD TO DRINK...
>"Honey, we don't need another dog."
>"I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex."
>"Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken."
>"We don't keep no firearms in the house."
>"No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe."
>"Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace."
>"No, I'll pass on the biscuits and gravy."
>"Spittin is such a nasty habit."
>"I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today."
>"Trim the fat off that steak."
>"The tires on that truck are just too damn big."
>"I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl."
>"Those shorts outta be a little longer, darlin'"
>"Nope, no more for me, I'm drivin'"
>Tom Mcwilliams, AKA Tommy Maq
>tmaq at tmaq.net - Monks like aural sects
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