[CrackMonkey] Re: [Pigdog] Almost out the door... but first: Tex humor (fwd)
mr.bad at pigdog.org
Mon Jul 24 13:22:07 PDT 2000
>>>>> "GJPP" == George J P Perry <geoperry at iww.org> writes:
GJPP> "Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken."
I'm Texan (did my time for 10 years), and I say this all the
time. Heineken takes the edge off.
GJPP> "We're vegetarians."
I *used* to say this. Now I just say, "I'm vegetarian."
I pick up my opponent's king and throw it against the
wall. I also usually scream, "BEEEEYATCH! TAKE THAT, PUNK-ASS
MOTHERFUCKAH!" or something to that effect.
GJPP> "Nope, no more for me, I'm drivin'"
Only to acid.
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