[CrackMonkey] Re: [Pigdog] Almost out the door... but first: Tex humor (fwd)

[Mr. Bad]

>>>>> "GJPP" == George J P Perry <geoperry at iww.org> writes:

    GJPP> "Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken."

I'm Texan (did my time for 10 years), and I say this all the
time. Heineken takes the edge off.

    GJPP> "We're vegetarians."

I *used* to say this. Now I just say, "I'm vegetarian."

    GJPP> "Checkmate."

I pick up my opponent's king and throw it against the
wall. I also usually scream, "BEEEEYATCH! TAKE THAT, PUNK-ASS
MOTHERFUCKAH!" or something to that effect.

    GJPP> "Nope, no more for me, I'm drivin'"

Only to acid.

~Mr. Bad

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