[CrackMonkey] [mr.bad@pigdog.org: [Pigdog] ANNOUNCEMENT: Thursday Night is Pigdog Night...]

Nick Moffitt nick at zork.net
Tue Jul 25 10:49:08 PDT 2000


----- Forwarded message from "Mr. Bad" <mr.bad at pigdog.org> -----

This Thursday... for one fabulous star-studded night
only... EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC of Pigdog in the comfort of your theater
seat and JOURNEY BEYOND the BORDERS of the UNIVERSE with...

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Buckminster Fuller is a fabulously shithouse-crazy thinker and one of
the super-geniuses of our or any dimension! He's a Pigdog
Hyperscientist extraordinaire, and is known for his many fabulous
discoveries, such as:

        * He was the inventor of THUNDERDOME, and wrote the rules for
          this incredibly violent social experiment!

        * He invented the term "Funk Mothership!" 

        * He could breathe fire!

        * He wrote the song "Home on the Range!"

        * He made endless contributions to the world of marketing, including
          coining the term "synergy!"

        * He has testicles that are remarkably SYMMETRICAL, made of
          SOLID CARBON, and have INCREDIBLE PHYSICAL PROPERTIES!

All this adds up to one amazing man! And *you* get a chance to see him
LIVE, in PERSON, at the Lorraine Hansbury Theatre in San Francisco's
fashionable theatre district This One Night Only! Because:

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OK, so, here's the deal! We're going to see "R. Buckminster Fuller:
THE HISTORY (and Mystery) OF THE UNIVERSE," a play at the Lorraine
Hansbury Theater in San Francisco. Tickets are $30, and you can buy
them on-line HERE:

        http://www.foghouse.com/

As well as directions.

Here's the schedule for Thursday Night:

        1) We will convene at Pow!, a cool bar on the corner of
           Mission St. and 6th St., at 6:30PM to drink large cocktails
           and gather our strength.

        2) We will tromp the 6 blocks to Sutter & Mason, where we will
           watch this play.

        3) Thence, we will tromp somewhere else and drink big beer.

Beaujolais! Thursday nights will never be the same! Go get your
tickets NOW, this show has sold out quite a bit. Don't be a putz!

If you can't come to the play due to financial sadness, well, come
have drinks anyways! Beaujolais, again!

~Mr. Bad

----- End forwarded message -----

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