[CrackMonkey] Who is the "The Man"?
monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org
Mon Jul 31 08:15:29 PDT 2000
begin Edward C. Lang quotation:
> And what should I know about him?
From the Lambda Expressway:
The Company is owned and operated by a humble construction worker
who refuses to divulge his name. Affectionately titled The Man by
his peers, he leads the engineering crew, driving them to the limit
of their capabilities.
"He is a hero to the people who live with his creations," remarks a
tenant from Mobile City. "His presence is so commanding, people
forget to breathe and plants leap up from the soil to kiss him."
"His mind is unequalled for imagination and prowess at
calculation," explains an engineer from his crew. "His
concentration is so deep, it rattles dishes. I have seen him solve
10th-order nonlinear differential equations in his head between
puffs on his cigarette holder."
The Man spends most of his time in his secret laboratory busily
checking calculations and designs made by his intrepid crew, seldom
resting. When not there, he can be seen with his beautiful
genetically-engineered dog Number Nine inspecting construction
projects or driving in his custom-built Vanadium Van. For a tour of
the Lambda Engineering Company's projects, please call--
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