[CrackMonkey] We should mourn his passing by BLOWING UP THE MOON AND REBORBITING VENUS TO MAKE A BORN-AGAIN EARTH.

[Nick Moffitt]

Dr Alexander Abian died over a year ago.  He was the first Usenet
Kook I ever ran across.  He was breathtaking.  I was convinced it was
a hoax.  I mean, here was this totally normal math professor:
http://orion.math.iastate.edu/abian/homepage.html who posted seemingly
sensible stuff on math, but when he got to talking about physics, he'd
inevitably dip into pure kookery.  

	I think his .sig sums it up best:

TIME-SPACE HAS INERTIA.  EQUIVALENCE OF TIME-SPACE AND MASS1/T+1/log M =1(ABIAN)
  ALTER EARTH'S ORBIT AND TILT - STOP EPIDEMICS OF CANCER, CHOLERA, AIDS, ETC. 
   VENUS MUST BE GIVEN A NEAR EARTH-LIKE ORBIT TO BECOME A BORN AGAIN EARTH

The Abian List:

        1.  Time has inertia.,  Equivalence of Time and Mass.
    
        2.  Gravity is a reaction to expansion.
            Space tends to lump together masses in a reservation camp in
            an attempt to (even partially) preserve the status quo of
            its primordial primarily almost matter-free neutrality.

        3.  Photon propulsion (radiation or emission) which is a most
            fundamental concept of the modern Physics is spaces's attempt
            to dilute (whenever possible) the concentrated presence of
            the intruding matter again in order to preserve the status
            quo of its almost matter-free neutrality.
      
            (2 and 3 may sound contradictory - but they are not - all
             depends on the circumstances).

        4.  A Black holes (if it exists) is a concentration (via
            refraction) of Gravity rays in the focal points of 
            Cosmic lenses (formed by a suitable configuration of cosmic 
            bodies) akin to the concentration of light rays
            in the focal points of optic lenses. Also akin to formation
            of Lasers.

        5.  Reorbiting Venus  into an Earth-like orbit to create a
            Born again Earth. Reigniting Jupiter into a born again Sun.     
 
        6.  Repulsion of like electric charges is Space's reaction to
            the tendency of maintaining  its electric neutrality.       

        7.  Repulsion of like magnetic poles is  Space's reaction to
            reduce the number of active magnetic poles as Space's 
            attempt and tendency of maintaining its magnetic neutrality.

        8.  Nuclear chain reactions, atomic and hydrogen bomb explosion,
            is  a reaction to a provocation of violently  unstable matter.

        9.  Sulfuric acid's evaporating a drop of water is  an act of
            evaporating  the intruding enemy and the tendency of maintaining
            the  status quo of its acidity concentration.

       10.  Altering and reshuffling our entire 8 billion year old decaying
            Solar System (in fact, the entire Cosmos) and rejecting the 
            slavish indoctrination of the  "Majestic Celestial Harmony) 
            which in reality is putrid and corrupt. In particular,
            altering  Earth's orbit and tilt in order to stop the natural
            disasters and calamities and epidemics of deadly diseases such
            as plagues, cancer and various immune deficiency syndromes.

The Obituary: http://www.amestrib.com/news.cfm?num=143

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