[CrackMonkey] Non-vegetarian soy milk

[Seth David Schoen]

I have here a container of non-vegetarian soy milk.

Yes, that's right, non-vegetarian soy milk.


INGREDIENTS: ORGANIC SOYMILK* (FILTERED WATER, WHOLE ORGANIC
SOYBEANS*), BROWN RICE SYRUP (FILTERED WATER, BROWN RICE), NATURAL
MILLED CANE SUGAR, NATURAL STRAWBERRY FLAVOR WITH OTHER NATURAL
FLAVORS, TRICALCIUM PHOSPHATE, SEA SALT, GUAR GUM, XANTHAN GUM,
CARRAGEENAN, LOCUST BEAN GUM, CARMINE (COLOR), VITAMIN A PALMITATE,
VITAMIN D2.

* Certified organically grown and processed in accordance with Oregon
  Tilth standards and the California Organic Foods Act of 1990.


... alongside Trader Joe's non-vegetarian vegetarian sushi bento box
(the sushi is, the bento box as a whole is not).  I think I'll drop
them a little note about the absurdity of

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| '_ \ / _ \| '_ \ ____\ \ / / _ \/ _` |/ _ \ __/ _` | '__| |/ _` | '_ \ 
| | | | (_) | | | |_____\ V /  __/ (_| |  __/ || (_| | |  | | (_| | | | |
|_| |_|\___/|_| |_|      \_/ \___|\__, |\___|\__\__,_|_|  |_|\__,_|_| |_|
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/ __|/ _ \| | | | | '_ ` _ \| | | |/ /
\__ \ (_) | |_| | | | | | | | | |   < 
|___/\___/ \__, | |_| |_| |_|_|_|_|\_\.
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-- 
Seth David Schoen <schoen at loyalty.org>  | And do not say, I will study when I
Temp.  http://www.loyalty.org/~schoen/  | have leisure; for perhaps you will
down:  http://www.loyalty.org/   (CAF)  | not have leisure.  -- Pirke Avot 2:5