[CrackMonkey] [Pigdog] ANNOUNCEMENT: TNIPNAZ!

[Nick Moffitt]

----- Forwarded message from Matt Alexander <malex at concentric.net> -----


Hello, San Francisco!

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Are you ready to ROCK?

I SAID... ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?

Because this Thursday night and one night only, prepare to be BLOWN AWAY when
THURSDAY NIGHT IS PIGDOG NIGHT AT ZEITGEIIIIIST!!!!!
[sfx: wailing guitar cords]

Here's who'll be preforming, LIVE and IN PERSON:

THE STAR TWINS!
MR. "I WAS PROMISED TOP BILLING" BAD!
MARK JAROSKI and the GEEKHIVE TRIO!
AX-MASTER PAUL!
DESTINY! And X! Who each have one name just like BONO!
GEORGE PERRY and his INCOMPREHENSIBLE SYNTAX!
The Jed Sanders Memorial Cyberbilly Jug Band!
JOHNNY ROYAL preforming his hit single "Someone Should Get Another Pitcher"!
DOC BALD AND THE CHEDDER GIRLS!

And the extra-special opening act in her first TNIPNAZ performance,

BANJO GIRL!!!!!

You know, they think they know how to drink over at The Albatross...
[sfx: boo, hiss]
... But NOBODY drinks like they drink at ZEITGEIST!

http://www.sonic.net/~wwpints/zeitgeist/
At Valencia & Duboce!
Doors open at 8:30, show starts at 8:30.

Bring a pig or a dog, get a free "Monsters of Pigdog" t-shirt. Birng an pig 
AND a dog and you can scalp them at the door.

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-><- Matt Alexander

"Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
And East is East and West is West and if you take cranberries and stew
them like applesauce they taste more like prunes than a rhubarb does.
Now, uh.. Now you tell me what you know."                     -Ben Franklin


----- End forwarded message -----

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