[CrackMonkey] mate and razors

[Paul J Collins]

>>>>> "Nick" == Nick Moffitt <nick at zork.net> writes:

    Nick> I can see why I'm not in the supermarket business.  I went
    Nick> looking for razors, and thought at first the logical place
    Nick> would be next to the shaving cream.  Then I figured the next
    Nick> mot logical place is next to the band-aids.
  
Few people are as skilled with razors as you, Mister Moffitt.  On a
standard psychological association test, 87.3% of subjects responded
to the word ``razor'' with either the word ``cut'' or ``ouch''.  You
need wonder no more.

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