[CrackMonkey] Ban this crapper

Mr. Bad mr.bad at pigdog.org
Wed Apr 11 12:53:16 PDT 2001


>>>>> "JSB" == Joseph S Barrera <joe at barrera.org> writes:

    >> Oh wait, does Godwin's Law only apply on Usenet?  I coulda
    >> sworn it was a general rule-of-life type of thing.

    JSB> Of course it is. Godwin is how we won the war in Europe.

Aha! That's why Colonel Klink always refers to him as "Der Fuehrer."

Klink: "Yes, we are going to massacre all of you POWs to the greater
        glory of Der Fuehrer."
Hogan: <sneakily> "Who's that? WHICH Fuehrer?"
Klink: "Why, of course, I mean Adolf Hi... HEY! Wait a minute!"
Hogan: "Nearly got you there, Colonel."
Klink: "Yes, I almost said 'Hitler.'"
Hogan: "Haha! Godwin's law! We win! War's over!"
General Burkhalter: <entering suddenly> "KLIIINK!!!"
Klink: <fearfully> "I'm sorry, General Burkhalter!"
Burkhalter: "Nah, no big deal. This Nazi thing was getting kind of
        tiresome, anyways. Let's start using Amigas and playing
        techno."
Klink:  "Ja! Fr3akin' to the techno MODs on my Amiga!"

~Mr. Bad

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