[CrackMonkey] BART RESCUE PROCEDURES

[Paul J Collins]

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>>>>> "MM" == Monkey Master <monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org> writes:

    MM> No, that's a cross between the standard metro tunnels and the
    MM> transbay tube.  The transbay tube has a MUCH smaller middle
    MM> platform, I guess, because the pictures actually ask you to
    MM> STAND ON THE OPPOSITE *TRACKS*.  It's pure lunacy.

So if a train happens along those tracks, you simply LEAP and cling to
the ceiling with you PREHENSILE finger-PADS.  I fail to see the
problem.  Unless you're some kind of fucked-up non-mutant NORMAL
person.

Well?  Are ya?  NORMIE!

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Paul Collins <sneakums at sto-kerrig.org> - - - [         ]
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