[CrackMonkey] BART RESCUE PROCEDURES

[Nick 'Sharkey' Moore]

> So if a train happens along those tracks, you simply LEAP and cling to
> the ceiling with you PREHENSILE finger-PADS.  I fail to see the
> problem.  Unless you're some kind of fucked-up non-mutant NORMAL
> person.

Real superheroes INEXPLICABLY survive the TERRIBLE IMPACT and then
whine about their ALIENATION FROM MORTALS, rather than TAUNTING
VICIOUS CARNIVORES and SNOWBOARDING MOUNT EVEREST and EATING
HAWKER NOODLES WITH SHRIMP and other petty pleasures of less
mature BAD PEOPLE.

-----unsharkable (bored in Taipei ...)