[!CrackMonkey!] Drive your Windows(tm) laptop off a cliff

[Valdis.Kletnieks at vt.edu]

On Tue, 28 May 2002 17:54:58 PDT, Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco <monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org>  said:
> begin  Sean Neakums  quotation:
> > > All you need is a Windows laptop and your imagination. 
> 
> 	Cue all the slashdot weenies making half-assed "mutually
> exclusive" comments.

Unfortunately, *our* pathetic little imaginations are dwarfed by the truly
vast and evil imaginations in Redmond - I mean, who ELSE would have thought
of taking a horror movie character, removing all those acupuncture pins
from all over his head, making him even MORE evil, and calling him Bob?