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 MULE GOES CRAZY!
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   |  "Hail, holy Ass!" the quiring angels sing;
   |  "Priest of Unreason, and of Discords King!"
   |  Great co-Creator, let Thy glory shine:
   |  God made all else, the Mule, the Mule is thine!

   -- G.J.

   -- Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary

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   |  Now I have become a fool
   |  Because I listened to the mule
   |  How can I change when my mind is
   |  a friend of a Lucifer hid in the ground
   |  Just another slave for the mule

   -- Deep Purple, "The Mule"


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  I don't think it's nice you laughing. You see my mule don't like people
  laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize
  like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean
  it...

  -- Joe, A Fistful of Dollars (1963)

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  I did things I wouldn't force on a mule, and that includes things I forced on
  a mule.

  -- Jerri Blank, Strangers with Candy

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  A mule will labor ten years willingly and patiently for you, for the
  privilege of kicking you once.

  -- William Faulkner

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  Why association with the mule should thus demoralize a man, has always
  been a puzzle to me, for while the mule, as Col. Ingersoll has remarked,
  is an animal without pride of ancestry or hope of posterity, he is still
  not a coward by any means.  It is beyond dispute that a full-grown and
  active lioness once attacked a mule in the grounds of the Cincinnati
  Zoological Garden, and was ignominiously beaten, receiving injuries from
  which she died shortly afterward.

  -- John McElroy, Andersonville, 1879



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  ...impossible some grata or sectoral somechest it's coleus on chopin and
  chow it's cetus on philip be birefringent on mule try.

  -- anonymous, Erik's spam folder, 08 January 2006