Dear Emperor Martok, my name is Jim Mitchell i am 6 years old i live on Mars. The cruel Federation regime has stolen my people's independence and erased our culture and heritage. Their imperialist Starfleet stooges force us to survive by watching plays and apologizing to one another all day. Please send Class 5 B'rell Birds-of-Prey equipped with cloaking devices and Pu'DaH dak cha photon torpedos to free my people from these Federation P'takhs. My people yearn for freedom.
You know how sometimes you get a fleeting glimpse of some text and your brain won't quite have time to parse it all and kinda make up something to fill in? One time I was out and caught a billboard in the corner of my eye and I thought, that's sill, my brain somehow misread that as "Legends of Lasik". Then I took a longer look at what the sign actually said: "Legends of Lasik"
I remember hearing that corporations believe fair use is simply use that they lack the ability to block. This was said in context of copyright holding companies blocking legal fair use, I had not expected it to be used for the reverse situation.
good job apple, you successfully prevented unscrupulous third parties from making cheap Unauthorized usb peripherals for your devices by replacing the usb port with something proprietary. now they make cheap unauthorized peripherals with a lightning connector instead and they're even worse than before
the rise of VMs removed one of the more social aspects of computing: having to play internal politics with everyone else sharing the same remote server, through the local chat and message systems and also pranks and traps