[CrackMonkey] To the slashdot trolls

[warren mann]

Craig McPherson wrote:

> Since I'll be at least partly responsible for this (for notifying you of
> the Crackmonkey list, without which you never would have wound up
> betrothed to the lovely Ms. Portman), I would like to officially request
> that one of the beautiful daughters be transformed into a nude marble
> statue on her 18th birthday (just to keep it legal, y'know) and placed
> in my living room.
>
> Maybe two of them, if you have four or more.
>
> Do we have a deal?

I plan on having a WHOLE LITTER of them.  Hell, take 9 or 10 of them!!!

War