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[Warren Mann]

Bernard wrote:

> I find it fascinating just how much YOU DON'T GET IT.
> I've met some really stupid people in my time and
> even they get it occasionally.  You have failed to
> get it *every* time.  I feel like selling tickets so
> that people can sit and be entertained as well;
>
> "Just look at how that person never gets it!"
> "Amazing!  I've never seen anyone not get it for so long before."
> "It can't be an act.  They have to be totally clueless."
> "Perhaps they have brain damage."
> "No!  I've seen brain damaged people who can still get it."
> "Maybe he's from Canadia?"
> "No, EVEN THE CANADIANS get it occasionally."

Get what?

> "Maybe he's from LinuxOne?"
> "Hmmmm...  I'll have to get back to you on that"

Oh yeah, it always goes back to LinuxOne with you, doesn't it?  You sound
like a broken record.  But since we're on the subject:

I've been lucky enough to have seen some of the amazing products the LinuxOne
people are developing.  They will truly take this Mickey Mouse operating
system to the next level.  The source code they are writing there would
immensely benefit the Linux development community.  Personally, I hope they
keep it proprietary, just to spite you fucking losers with your heads shoved
so far up Stallman's dirty hippie asshole that you have to feed yourselves by
shoving food in his sticky, lint-filled navel.