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[Deirdre Saoirse]

On Fri, 18 Feb 2000, Jason McKee wrote:

> In truely rural hick towns you can be literally blind drunk but your
> chances of hitting anything in your truck (tractors are >slow< and hard to
> shift.  trucks go fast and have automatics) is only slightly better than
> winning the lottery.  Because there's NOTHING there.  You have to kill
> yourself off in far more unusual ways out in the sticks.  Like shotgun
> fights.  Or sticking your head in a gas tank while smoking.  Or having a
> ton of peas fall on you.

So you're saying the Darwin awards are the fault of rural people?

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