[CrackMonkey] try this

[Mr.Bad]

>>>>> "MM" == Monkey Master <monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org> writes:

    >> How come no one pointed this out during our recent national
    >> nightmare?
    >> 
    >> $ jargon chad

    MM> 	Er, we did.  We pointed out that people who thought
    MM> that machines counted those votes better had OBVIOUSLY NEVER
    MM> USED PUNCHED CARDS.

Holy crap! All this time I thought they were talking about hanging
_SHAD_. 3-corner shad, dimpled shad, pregnant shad... man, none of
that made sense until now!

Although eating shad is actually much more reasonable than eating
chad.

~Mr. Bad

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