[CrackMonkey] something definitely on-topic

[Jason Sopko]

On 29 Jan 2001, Irish Bastard wrote:

> >>>>> "BB" == Brian Behlendorf <brian at collab.net> writes:
> 
>     BB> http://www.foxnews.com/etcetera/011601/dealer_lawsuit.sml
> 
> I hope they bounce this fucker right out of court and into the nearest
> cell.  The defendants , too.

I think that all drugs should be legal. Let lawsuits be filed, the system
is abused by people much better than those crackheads. Who can forget Ed
O'Rourke, who sued a bar for giving him alcohol?

http://www.eightballmagazine.com/assholes_idiots/edorourke.htm

"Its because of people like Ed ORourke that Comet has to put a disclaimer
on their product that says dont eat it. Those disclaimers are not for
little kids because for one, they cant read, two, they dont read warnings
when they can read. Those warnings are for people like Ed. Not because Ed
will read them either, but to protect Comet from people like Ed, not to
protect Ed from himself."

Hail Eris!

///Jason

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