[CrackMonkey] no sexual content express or implied

[Mr. Bad]

>>>>> "WM" == Warren Mann <broken at warmann.com> writes:

    WM> I'll forward this to the FBI along with all of the pedophilic
    WM> musings I've collected from you people.

Har har! You go ahead and do that, piss freak. No jury would ever
convict me for bludgeoning a punk ass-boy like you.

But if I were you, I'd stay away from the law. If they do even a
cursory investigation they're going to put you in the clink for STAR
TRACK FAN FICTION. 35 consecutive life sentences, no chance for
parole! And the only thing the boys in prison hate worse than a
pedophile is a Star Track filker!  Even the boys in Jefferson City
have better taste than that!

    Me> The upshot of this catalog is that it would not be beyond me in
    Me> the LEAST to fly out to bumblefuck Kansas City and beat some
    Me> two-joke pipsqueak to death with a lead pipe.

    WM> Bring it on, sucker.  I'll be waiting inside the apartment
    WM> with the blinds closed and my shotgun loaded... as usual.

I believe the "blinds closed" part, but from what I've read it seems
you fire your "sawed-off" shotgun several times a day.

~Mr. Bad

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