[CrackMonkey] no sexual content express or implied

[Warren Mann]

Mr. Bad wrote:


 > Har har! You go ahead and do that, piss freak. No jury would ever
 > convict me for bludgeoning a punk ass-boy like you.

No.  No jury will convict YOU, because is there isn't gonna be anything 
left after your little visit.  I suppose they could fish the tarp out of 
the dumpster, but I imagine the racoons won't leave much of anything.

 > But if I were you, I'd stay away from the law. If they do even a
 > cursory investigation they're going to put you in the clink for STAR
 > TRACK FAN FICTION. 35 consecutive life sentences, no chance for
 > parole! And the only thing the boys in prison hate worse than a
 > pedophile is a Star Track filker!  Even the boys in Jefferson City
 > have better taste than that!

Not hardly.  I will become a cherished national treasure.  I will be 
summoned to the White House where the President will award me with the 
nation's highest honors.  After that, I will begin a lucrative career as 
the world's premiere comedy writer.  I will be the "Next Big Thing" in 
Hollywood and will be invited to all of the major parties and film 
openings.  This is where I will finally meet Natalie Portman.  We will 
have a tender romance and will eventually wed in a ceremony that will 
shadow the Royal Wedding.  Our passionate love for one another will 
produce countless gorgeous daughters.  Some of these will be given to 
Craig as a gift, so that he may add to his naked and petrified cute teen 
girl collection.  The rest will be used as maid-servants and/or traded 
to wealthy Saudi sheiks for precious jewels, fine textiles and lucious 
vacation land.  In my old age, I will reminisce with my many 
grandchildren about how some pathetic cock-smoker with a severe 
inferiority complex was my stepping stone to the pinnacle of human 
achievement.

 > I believe the "blinds closed" part, but from what I've read it seems
 > you fire your "sawed-off" shotgun several times a day.

I have written nothing that would lead one to make that assumption.  Now 
you are just plain fantasizing.

War