[CrackMonkey] we don't need

[Monkey Master]

begin  Aaron Lehmann quotation:
> I could go on and on, with stuff like this:
> 
> 	Not long ago I waltzed into an American department store in an
> 	American mall in an American suburb to buy some American
> 	swimming trunks.  Although the variety of styles of swimming
> 	trunks were enormous, I failed to locate just one - JUST ONE!
> 	- pair of American-made swimming trunks.  Most were made in
> 	third world countries, most particularly Red China.  (Even the
> 	pair which featured an American flag sown on it had been made
> 	in China!)  Where can an honest-to-goodness American citizen
> 	buy some good ol' American swimming trunks nowadays?

	Goddamn those Communist Chinese and their flag-sowing!  I've
heard that in Red China, thousands of oppressed farmers must walk the
fields in the scorching sun, sowing capitalist flags right and left!
And do you know what grows from those flags?

	INTERNATIONAL COMMUNISM!

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