[CrackMonkey] "it takes one hand to hold the remote control and the other to hold the TV Guide"

[Brian Hicks]

On Fri, Apr 27, 2001 at 12:47:12AM -0700, Nick Moffitt wrote:
> 	Yes!  Flaming WebTV users with STYLE.
> 
> From: kibo at world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
> Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
> Subject: Re: MY WATCH
> Date: Wed, 25 Apr 2001 07:03:30 GMT
> X-Face: $T[.n?/D[sL]Jpd{Jp66*DCPkYZ-oSm9^Xw`v9eZeo`Bt?*2:Eag<1.o at h?wWD5J*]lxl
> 
>                                        At least you're not one of those
>                                        bozos who asks other people what
>                                        time it is all day because they're
>                                        obsessed with knowing what time
>                                        it is but they're too dumb to figure
>                                        out how to operate a watch of their
>                                        own.  When I'm feeling gumpy and
>                                        someone asks, "Do you know what
>                                        time it is?" I say, "YES!!!" and
>                                        walk away.

It's time to buy a watch!

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