Wow, People Actually do Shave like Neanderthals
I was Spads in this conversation:
+Spads: well you're going to have to set up NAT anyway
~paganini: Yes
+Spads: so while you're doing that, DHCP is pretty much aftershave
~paganini: Hehe
@Lxndr: what is the point of aftershave, anyway?
+Spads: two things
~paganini: NAT doesn't look too hard though
+Spads: lots of idiot men buy crap like old spice, which is alcohol
supposed to I dunno, disinfect or something
-: paganini does not use aftershave
+Spads: I use witch hazel, which is a skin toner, and feels super fantastic
~paganini: Except sometimes I use a little witch hazel if my razor was dull and I got scraped
@Lxndr: okay, so the point is to be an idiot man?
~paganini: Hehe
@Lxndr: and/or use witch hazel
+Spads: I mean, you've just done a skin peel. it's sensitive. slapping alcohol on is just going to sting and do pretty much nothing for you
Lxndr: well I use an "after shave toner"
alcohol-free aftershave
I use lucky tiger
but I've heard good things about trumper's skin food
I'm actually leaning toward beginning to use pre-shave oil too
especially for when the razor gets a little old
@Lxndr: I've never really even used, like, shaving cream. Nonetheless any of that other fancy-schmancy stuff like aftershave or pre-shave oil.
+Spads: do you use an electric, or just let your beard grow?
@Lxndr: Currently, I use disposable razors.
+Spads: wait
-: paganini uses shaving gel
@Lxndr: I am also lazy, and shave only once a week or so.
+Spads: without shaving cream???
~paganini: Whoah
+Spads: like, dry?
@Lxndr: Yes, without shaving cream.
~paganini: Lx, does your face still have skin?!
+Spads: holy shit
@Lxndr: In the shower, usually, so it's damp.
+Spads: I didn't believe that anyone actually did that
-: paganini tried that once
+Spads: like I thought it was a myth that all these fru-fru "wetshaving" fanatics made up
-: paganini had razor-burn that lookedl ike roadrash
+Spads: the notion that people somehow are shaving without any lube
@Lxndr: well, there is the water.
-: Spads hands Lxndr the Bill Duke Predator Memorial Ghetto-Shaving Award
Well gosh, I guess people really do shave like that. I had no idea!