MOTD

Message Of The Day

Mon, 19 May 2003

09:46 [zork(~)] cat no-hair.txt

Temperature

My internal heating unit is broken. Mister Bad shaved my head. I told people at the lnx-bbc party that that was why my head was shaved. Because Mister Bad did it. People in San Francisco love Mister Bad. They were all "You saw Mister Bad!!!" Yes I did.

I keep sweating because my body is trying to compensate for the loss of heat retaining hair on my head. I think I may get a tuke to wear while I sleep so that my head doesn't freeze at night.


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